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Casper has Opinions on: THE MONKEY

  • Writer: Casper Pam
    Casper Pam
  • Mar 19
  • 2 min read

CASPER: What did I just watch?


PAM: I don't know, something AMAZING.


CASPER: I feel conflicted?


PAM: Why? cause it wasn't a traditional horror movie?


CASPER: What do you define as a "traditional horror movie", Pam?


PAM: First of all, I don't love your tone right now.


CASPER: Sorry... Oooo, Pam! I love when you say stuff like that! What are some of your favorite tradational horror movies???


PAM: (beat) That's worse.


CASPER: I thought it was funny.


PAM: I love funny in horror.


CASPER: Gotta have funny in horror.


PAM: Gotta have a little funny in everything!


CASPER: Maybe not in Schindler's List.


PAM: When did you watch Schindler's List.


CASPER: My life doesn't revolve around what you and I do.


PAM: Okay.


CASPER: There are hours... HOURS that I'm left alone while you're galivanting about the town.


PAM: OKAY!


CASPER: I thought it was gory.


PAM: Love good comedy horror gore.


CASPER: Theo James is so great!


PAM: I know! I honestly recognized him mostly from White Lotus, Season2.


CASPER: Not the Divergent series?


PAM: (Silence)


CASPER: Again... HOURS.


PAM: The kid who played BOTH twins was so good. So good that I had to look it up and make sure it was a single actor.

CASPER: I kinda wish that they had cast 2 separate actors to play the twins grown up though.


PAM: Why?

CASPER: Cause it could have been a really funny reveal if it had been like... John C. Reilly or something.


PAM: (Laughs) That would have been funny. Or like... Surprise... the evil twin is Bradley Cooper.


CASPER: Bradley Cooper is hilarious.


PAM: He can be.


CASPER: Is he too big for "the Monkey"?


PAM: He shouldn't be.

CASPER: Yeah, I mean... Adam Scott's in it.


PAM: Loved Adam Scott's cameo. Set the tone perfectly in the beginning that we were on a journey of laughter, violence and ridiculousness.


CASPER: I was definitely on the edge of my seat at times.


PAM: For sure. I also think She Hulk is SUCH a good actress, but she felt a little young for the role of the mom.


CASPER: Her name is Tatiana Maslany. Respect. And you're wrong. She's 39.


PAM: She's 39?!?! Good. For. Her.


CASPER: What's your rating?


PAM: I had such a blast honestly. I'm giving it 8 fingers out of 10.


CASPER: I'm 7 toe beans out of 10.


PAM: Why not one more toe bean?


CASPER: Cause I'm my own individual.













 
 
 

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