Casper has Opinions on: THE MONKEY
- Casper Pam
- Mar 19
- 2 min read

CASPER: What did I just watch?
PAM: I don't know, something AMAZING.
CASPER: I feel conflicted?
PAM: Why? cause it wasn't a traditional horror movie?
CASPER: What do you define as a "traditional horror movie", Pam?
PAM: First of all, I don't love your tone right now.
CASPER: Sorry... Oooo, Pam! I love when you say stuff like that! What are some of your favorite tradational horror movies???
PAM: (beat) That's worse.
CASPER: I thought it was funny.
PAM: I love funny in horror.
CASPER: Gotta have funny in horror.
PAM: Gotta have a little funny in everything!
CASPER: Maybe not in Schindler's List.
PAM: When did you watch Schindler's List.
CASPER: My life doesn't revolve around what you and I do.
PAM: Okay.
CASPER: There are hours... HOURS that I'm left alone while you're galivanting about the town.
PAM: OKAY!
CASPER: I thought it was gory.
PAM: Love good comedy horror gore.
CASPER: Theo James is so great!
PAM: I know! I honestly recognized him mostly from White Lotus, Season2.
CASPER: Not the Divergent series?
PAM: (Silence)
CASPER: Again... HOURS.
PAM: The kid who played BOTH twins was so good. So good that I had to look it up and make sure it was a single actor.
CASPER: I kinda wish that they had cast 2 separate actors to play the twins grown up though.
PAM: Why?
CASPER: Cause it could have been a really funny reveal if it had been like... John C. Reilly or something.
PAM: (Laughs) That would have been funny. Or like... Surprise... the evil twin is Bradley Cooper.
CASPER: Bradley Cooper is hilarious.
PAM: He can be.
CASPER: Is he too big for "the Monkey"?
PAM: He shouldn't be.
CASPER: Yeah, I mean... Adam Scott's in it.
PAM: Loved Adam Scott's cameo. Set the tone perfectly in the beginning that we were on a journey of laughter, violence and ridiculousness.
CASPER: I was definitely on the edge of my seat at times.
PAM: For sure. I also think She Hulk is SUCH a good actress, but she felt a little young for the role of the mom.
CASPER: Her name is Tatiana Maslany. Respect. And you're wrong. She's 39.
PAM: She's 39?!?! Good. For. Her.
CASPER: What's your rating?
PAM: I had such a blast honestly. I'm giving it 8 fingers out of 10.
CASPER: I'm 7 toe beans out of 10.
PAM: Why not one more toe bean?
CASPER: Cause I'm my own individual.




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